The Totally Immature View To Life
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| Date | Time | Event |
|---|---|---|
| Mon. 3/16 | All day | Last quarter |
| Tue. 3/24 | All day | New moon |
| Wed. 4/1 | All day | First quarter |
| Wed. 4/8 | All day | Full moon |
| Tue. 4/14 | All day | Last quarter |
| Thu. 4/23 | All day | New moon |
| Mon. 4/27 | All day |
The Day Before Non-National Boredom Day
Do you really need an explanation? Really? ... |
| Tue. 4/28 | All day |
Non-National Boredom Day
Today, try to find out if yawning is contagious. Fall asleep during important events. |
| Thu. 4/30 | All day | First quarter |
| Thu. 5/7 | All day | Full moon |
| Thu. 5/14 | All day | Last quarter |
| Fri. 5/22 | All day | New moon |
| Sat. 5/30 | All day | First quarter |
| Fri. 6/5 | All day | Full moon |
| Sat. 6/13 | All day | Last quarter |
| Sun. 6/21 | All day | New moon |
| Sun. 6/28 | All day | First quarter |
| Sun. 7/5 | All day | Full moon |
| Sun. 7/12 | All day | Last quarter |
| Mon. 7/20 | All day | New moon |
You might wanna see a psychiatrist, buddy. ... 
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