The Totally Immature View To Life
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| Date | Time | Event |
|---|---|---|
| Thu. 2/14 | All day |
Valentine's Day
AKA: Be forced to give everyone in your class candy day! |
| Tue. 2/19 | All day | Full moon |
| Tue. 2/26 | All day | Last quarter |
| Wed. 3/6 | All day | New moon |
| Thu. 3/14 | All day | First quarter |
| Thu. 3/21 | All day | Full moon |
| Thu. 3/28 | All day | Last quarter |
| Fri. 4/5 | All day | New moon |
| Fri. 4/12 | All day | First quarter |
| Fri. 4/19 | All day | Full moon |
| Fri. 4/26 | All day | Last quarter |
| Sat. 4/27 | All day |
The Day Before Non-National Boredom Day
Do you really need an explanation? Really? ... |
| Sun. 4/28 | All day |
Non-National Boredom Day
Today, try to find out if yawning is contagious. Fall asleep during important events. |
| Sat. 5/4 | All day | New moon |
| Sun. 5/12 | All day | First quarter |
| Sat. 5/18 | All day | Full moon |
| Sun. 5/26 | All day | Last quarter |
| Mon. 6/3 | All day | New moon |
| Mon. 6/10 | All day | First quarter |
| Mon. 6/17 | All day | Full moon |
You might wanna see a psychiatrist, buddy. ... 
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