The Totally Immature View To Life
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| Date | Time | Event |
|---|---|---|
| Wed. 1/17 | All day | New moon |
| Wed. 1/24 | All day | First quarter |
| Wed. 1/31 | All day | Blue moon |
| Wed. 2/7 | All day | Last quarter |
| Wed. 2/14 | All day |
Valentine's Day
AKA: Be forced to give everyone in your class candy day! |
| Thu. 2/15 | All day | New moon |
| Fri. 2/23 | All day | First quarter |
| Fri. 3/2 | All day | Full moon |
| Fri. 3/9 | All day | Last quarter |
| Sat. 3/17 | All day | New moon |
| Sat. 3/24 | All day | First quarter |
| Sat. 3/31 | All day | Blue moon |
| Sun. 4/8 | All day | Last quarter |
| Mon. 4/16 | All day | New moon |
| Sun. 4/22 | All day | First quarter |
| Fri. 4/27 | All day |
The Day Before Non-National Boredom Day
Do you really need an explanation? Really? ... |
| Sat. 4/28 | All day |
Non-National Boredom Day
Today, try to find out if yawning is contagious. Fall asleep during important events. |
| Mon. 4/30 | All day | Full moon |
| Tue. 5/8 | All day | Last quarter |
| Tue. 5/15 | All day | New moon |
You might wanna see a psychiatrist, buddy. ... 
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