The Totally Immature View To Life
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| Date | Time | Event |
|---|---|---|
| Fri. 1/24 | All day | Last quarter |
| Thu. 1/30 | All day | New moon |
| Thu. 2/6 | All day | First quarter |
| Fri. 2/14 | All day | Full moon |
| All day |
Valentine's Day
AKA: Be forced to give everyone in your class candy day! | |
| Tue. 2/18 | All day | Chair Day The first ever created immature holiday. Me and three friends all fell out of our chairs on purpose at the same time. Other classmates wanted to take in the action. Soon, the entire class was on the ground, and the teacher never noticed. In hono... more |
| Sat. 2/22 | All day | Last quarter |
| Sat. 3/1 | All day | New moon |
| Sat. 3/8 | All day | First quarter |
| Sun. 3/16 | All day | Full moon |
| Tue. 3/18 | All day | Chair Day The first ever created immature holiday. Me and three friends all fell out of our chairs on purpose at the same time. Other classmates wanted to take in the action. Soon, the entire class was on the ground, and the teacher never noticed. In hono... more |
| Mon. 3/24 | All day | Last quarter |
| Sun. 3/30 | All day | New moon |
| Mon. 4/7 | All day | First quarter |
| Tue. 4/15 | All day | Full moon |
| Fri. 4/18 | All day | Chair Day The first ever created immature holiday. Me and three friends all fell out of our chairs on purpose at the same time. Other classmates wanted to take in the action. Soon, the entire class was on the ground, and the teacher never noticed. In hono... more |
| Tue. 4/22 | All day | Last quarter |
| Sun. 4/27 | All day |
The Day Before Non-National Boredom Day
Do you really need an explanation? Really? ... |
| Mon. 4/28 | All day |
Non-National Boredom Day
Today, try to find out if yawning is contagious. Fall asleep during important events. |
| Tue. 4/29 | All day | New moon |
You might wanna see a psychiatrist, buddy. ... 
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