The Totally Immature View To Life

    If you can guess the name of the substitute I make fun of in the some excuses page, You will recieve a free pencil-weapon or pocket tank. Message me the name of who you think the dictionary was based on.

     I was recently having a pain in my rib cage. I sleep on a bunk bed, so it hurt to get up and down the ladder. My sister had a clever philosophy: "Just take the ladder away and you'll fall down instead!"

     A butcher accidentally backed into his meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.

     It's holiday time. Full of fires, power failures, and the never-ending injuries. Post your pains in the forum.

     Prank of the month is when you guys out there get too much time on your hands and come up with the most intense, most detailed, and most hilarious prank. Just video tape or at least write down what you did and email it to me at [email protected]. Remember to make sure that the prank is harmless and won't injure someone.